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Our Team Leaders

The math is hard, but between these three AI-Generated executives there's like 200 years of life experience that should be applicable to any problem you have!

CEO


‌(We needed a stock image of a CEO, but they were not cheap, and most of them looked gnarly, so we spun up an instance of ComfyUI and generated our very own CEO! Totally generic looking white guy. Frankly, we think he has too much life in his eyes for a guy who has been working in the IT sector since 1999, but for a demo site, he'll do!

CFO

Our 100% AI Generated CFO has so much experience in the field of finance and banking that we would have to pay at least $50 in API access fees to generate her CV in ChatGPT!

CTO

When asking ChatGPT to generate a diversity-oriented prompt for our 100% AI Generated CTO position, it gave us this lovely, completely generic South Asian woman! Noice!

 That's what makes us special

experience

Lots of Experience. Like, soooo much experience!

possibilities

Fix stuff. Charge for time and materials. Never ghost you, unless you don't pay your bill.

growth

We plan to grow.

Partners


(in an effort to avoid trademark infringement, we generated these completely fake and mostly illegible company logos in Stable Diffusion)


 

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